When asked how often most people compete in bjj the answer is 3 … maybe 4 times a year. But Dakota might get a call from team 10 because it’s like … every day bro. She wins so often we might have to consider a Dakota feed on this site. Congrats to the Dakota Storm that struck again this weekend making off with every arm it came in contact with. We’re waiting for a official prognosis for Dr Huff but many suspect Dakota’s belt to soon be admitted into hospice cause it’s hinting a odd shade of blue and may have less than a year with us.
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Luis ‘VIOLENT BOB ROSS’ Pena becomes visible to the WORLD, debuting on the most watched fighting series in history: ULTIMATE FIGHTER 27.
To herald in this momentous event everyone is gathering in their respective groups to make it an official UFC night. So mark it on your calendar and set up that babysitter cause your not gonna want to miss this show.
3 out of 4 women in Chicago this weekend reported symptoms of phantom limb brought about by severe Dakota winds that blew into the windy city this weekend from Arnold MO. Experts in the field say this has become a common occurrence in women divisions around the midwest and are encouraging female competitors to avoid Brazilian jujitsu competitions until the phenomenon has blown up a division.
Reports of massive unanswered point loss have also be described by witnesses of up to 42 in total. We’ll continue to report occurrences of this phenomenon as they come in.