LOOOOOONG OVER DUE PROPS need to be shouted out to Bryan Mellberg for achieving what many call “The Hardest Belt” in Jiu Jitsu to achieve. As I was doing BrIAN Williamson’s purple belt post I realized i STILL haven’t done BrYAN Mellberg’s purple belt congrats post. So LOOOOONG OVERDUE …. SUPER CONGRATS to Brian for armbaring his way to the the top of Purple BJJ Mountain. Don’t leave your arms hanging around with this guy. His guard is like walking through a bad neighborhood. BIGGEST PROPS to him for reaching this achievement.
Brian DID IT. Against ALL ODDS Brian achieved what few people achieve. Where so many others quit Brian pushed through. Adversity after adversity nothing could stop this man. At at long last … The royal purple. Well deserved. Brian is a inspiration to us all. Super Congrats to him and this monumental achievement!
Public Service Announcement. The Dakota Storm we’ve been tracking has just upgraded to a EF5 LEVEL BROWN TORNADO! At long last the moment we all knew was coming. The moment her opponents in the purple division was wishing for. The moment she earned with blood, sweat, and GOLD MEDALS! Tournament after tournament, First-place block after first-place block. And many many hours of instructional experience with the younglings. At long last … SUPER CONGRATS to Captain Kirks FIRST Brown Belt. The one, the ONLY … Dakota Zimmerman!
Never a frown, with golden brown!
I was getting ready to write a news post about Arnold BJJz Epic ADCC Miami win. And before I could hit publish they went and won ANOTHER tournament. This train DON’T STOP. Gold Fever Greedy! … Compulsive Winners. Repeat 1st Place Offenders! Block 1 Bullies!
Dakota UNO BLOCK STORM perched on top her usual #1 spot ALL MONTH!
Captain Kirk climbing mount ADCC like a BOSS!
Jared “Bram Slam” Brammeier climbing that blue latter 1 top block at a time!
And now LOOK! … Their behavior has rubbed off on Talan and Taylor. Look at him. Got Talan and Taylor partaking in their gold statchin habits and first place standing ways. That sweet taste of blood and medal!
And look at these medal. look at that ADCC medal. looks like a GTA 5 achievement trophy! How cool is THAT!
SUPER CONGRATS to them all! … and CONGRATS on their wins that they will probably have before THIS post gets posted! IT JUST DON’T STOP!!!