3 out of 4 women in Chicago this weekend reported symptoms of phantom limb brought about by severe Dakota winds that blew into the windy city this weekend from Arnold MO. Experts in the field say this has become a common occurrence in women divisions around the midwest and are encouraging female competitors to avoid Brazilian jujitsu competitions until the phenomenon has blown up a division.

Reports of massive unanswered point loss have also be described by witnesses of up to 42 in total. We’ll continue to report occurrences of this phenomenon as they come in.